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anoncentral:

The American Justice System - zoom pic &gt;...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aa631d5990f3402522f552f8143e331/tumblr_moj8pppIkg1r2zn66o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ecue.tumblr.com/post/53288284623/anoncentral-the-american-justice-system-zoom" target="_blank"&gt;ecue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anoncentral.tumblr.com/post/53186641674/the-american-justice-system-zoom-pic-read-it" target="_blank"&gt;anoncentral&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The American Justice System - zoom pic &gt; read it &gt; share it everywhere you can.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;aahh. the ‘troubled young man’ vs. ‘muslim terrorist’.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53323969147</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53323969147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:46:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amillionparachutes:

Oh Katie. Boo boo. It’s not for you. So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e04532566d862eb88cb2c5b035e41660/tumblr_mn0jdvwLgn1r2o07qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amillionparachutes.tumblr.com/post/53277668533/oh-katie-boo-boo-its-not-for-you-so-stop" target="_blank"&gt;amillionparachutes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh Katie. Boo boo. It’s not for you. So stop asking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53308445832</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53308445832</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:07:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10 POLITICAL Things You Can't Do While Following Jesus</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sojo.net/blogs/2013/06/12/10-political-things-you-cant-do-while-following-jesus"&gt;10 POLITICAL Things You Can't Do While Following Jesus&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepoliticalfreakshow.us/post/53211028326/10-political-things-you-cant-do-while-following-jesus" target="_blank"&gt;thepoliticalfreakshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Jesus didn’t worry much about stepping on political toes, and the Bible insists that governments be just toward the least of these (the books of the prophets alone make this point very clear).&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;In response to my last article, “&lt;a href="http://sojo.net/blogs/2013/06/10/10-things-you-cant-do-while-following-jesus" target="_blank"&gt;10 Things You Can’t Do While Following Jesus&lt;/a&gt;,” I was accused multiple times of being political. All I was trying to do was follow Jesus. So, I thought it’d be interesting (and generate tons more hate mail) to show what a list would actually look like if I were being political intentionally. Like the first list, this is not a complete list but it’s a pretty good place to start.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There will be those who comment and send me messages berating me for “making Jesus political.” It’s okay. Fire away. Jesus didn’t worry much about stepping on political toes, and the Bible insists that governments be just toward the least of these (the books of the prophets alone make this point very clear). Frequently, people who are the most vocal about not making Jesus political are the same people who want prayer in school and laws based on their own religious perspectives. By a happy little circumstance that brings us to my list:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;10) Force your religious beliefs and practices on others.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of the strengths of the faith Jesus taught was in its meekness. The faith he taught valued free will over compulsion – because that’s how love works. Compelling people to follow any religion, more or less your personal religion, stands over and against the way Jesus practiced his faith. If you are using the government to compel people to practice your spiritual beliefs, you might be the reason baby Jesus is crying. This does get tricky. There is a difference in letting your beliefs inform your political choices and letting your politics enforce your religion. This article is about the first part.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;9) Advocate for war.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s a reason why he was called the Prince of Peace. Sure, you can quote, “I did not come to bring peace, but a sword,” and even two or three other verses, but they don’t hold a candle to the more than fifty-some verses where Jesus speaks about peace and peacemaking. It’s funny how things keep coming back to love but it needs to be said, it is way far away from loving a person to kill them. I guess there’s a reason why we say, “God is love.” In the end, love wins.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;8) Favor the rich over the poor.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is actually related to #4. Favoring the rich over the poor is a slap in the face of Jesus, his life, and his teachings. In terms of the teachings of Jesus, it is bad enough when we allow the rich to take advantage of the poor, but when we create laws that not only encourage the behavior but also protect it? Well, let’s just say it becomes crystal clear how ironic it is that we print, “In God We Trust,” on our &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;money&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; 7) Cut funding that hurts the least of these.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To some degree, this is the inverse of #8. Favoring the rich is despicable. We Jesus minions should avoid it. Hurting the poor? Well, that’s just …  just … um, something a whole lot worse than despicable. Despicabler? Über-despicable? When Jesus said, “Whatever you do to the least of these, you do it to me,” he meant it. When you cut funding and it hurts people, according to Jesus, you are hurting him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;6) Let people go hungry.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, well, well. What have we here? Is this an item from the original top ten list which I &lt;em&gt;claimed&lt;/em&gt; was not politically motivated? Looks like I’ve stepped into my own clever trap! Muh wah ha ha! Seriously though, of course it’s on both lists. It &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; a spiritual issue and it &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; a political issue. Spiritually, Gandhi said, “There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.” Politically, hunger causes problems with education, production, and civil behavior that are all necessary for a successful nation. More importantly for Christians, Jesus said when we feed the hungry, we are feeding him. So, yes, this item is on both lists – and I’m going to do it again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;5) Withhold healthcare from people.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This time I’m not only repeating an item, I’m repeating a lot of what I said. Did you ever play the game “Follow the Leader?” If you don’t do what the leader does, you are out. Following means you should imitate as closely as possible. When people who were sick needed care, Jesus gave it to them. If we are following Jesus, we will imitate him as closely as possible. No, the government can’t repeat the miracles he did but I’ve seen modern medicine do things that are about as close to a miracle as I expect to get. While the government can’t do miracles, it can supply modern medicine. Every year, &lt;a href="http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2009/09/new-study-finds-45000-deaths-annually-linked-to-lack-of-health-coverage/" target="_blank"&gt;45,000 people die in the U.S. because of the lack of healthcare&lt;/a&gt;. We Christians like to talk about “saving” people. Well, I know of about 45,000 people who’d love for us to do it and we should – because that’s how love works.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;4) Limit the rights of a select group of people.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jesus loves everybody – but he loves me best. Kind of sits the wrong way with you, doesn’t it? Well, it should and with good reason. If you spend any time reading the Bible you know that we all were made in God’s image. Exactly which part of us is in God’s image is less clear, but what is clear is that we were equally made in the image of God. Any law that doesn’t treat people equally is as good as thumbing your nose at God. Even worse? Doing it in the name of God or based on religious beliefs (see #10).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;3) Turn away immigrants.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Christian heritage runs through Judaism. We are an immigrant people. Even our religion began somewhere else. Our spiritual ancestors, Abraham and Sarah, were told by God to pick up what they had and start traveling. Moses, Miriam, and Aaron led a nation out of Egypt, into the desert and ultimately to new lands. Even Jesus spent part of his childhood as a foreigner in a foreign land. As Exodus says, we know how it feels to be foreigners in a foreign land. If you don’t think being foreigners in a foreign land is still our story, ask the Native Americans. At best, turning away immigrants makes us hypocrites; at worst, it makes us betrayers of our ancestors and our God.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;2) Devalue education.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We learn in Proverbs that wisdom is something in which God delights daily. As a matter of fact, according to Proverbs, wisdom is better than gold. When you look at the percentage of our budget that goes to education and at what Congress is trying to do to student loans, it’s pretty clear that delighting in wisdom is something our government no longer does.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;1) Support capital punishment — execution.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jesus died by execution. He was an innocent man. Every year, innocent people die by execution in our nation. It’s time to be a shining city on a hill. It’s time to express the fullness of love, to express the value of life. It’s time to stop the government-sanctioned killing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/marksandlin" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mark Sandlin &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;currently serves as the minister at&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vandaliapres.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt; Vandalia Presbyterian Church&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt; in Greensboro, N.C. He received his M. Div. from &lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://divinity.wfu.edu/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Wake Forest University’s School of Divinity&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt; and has undergraduate degrees in Business Administration and English with a minor in Computer Science. He’s an ordained minister in the PC(USA) and a self-described progressive.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53278779015</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53278779015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:44:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters..."</title><description>“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters to electronic mails. From film to digital. We were fascinated by new things, neglecting the way we spend our afternoons. Cupcakes and tea. Play-Doh and Polly Pockets. Young and naive. Technology completely changed the way we waited and we grew up too fast. The simple things in life seems more meaningful now. We grew up in the age of transition and have become the generation of nostalgia.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This explains the 90s kids&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebbcisslowlykillingme.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thebbcisslowlykillingme&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53252379147</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53252379147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:08:07 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tqpgs7Iy1qdezf9o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53179460108</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53179460108</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:49:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16e04859ec5180e8bc787ca0b0f2b006/tumblr_mnwa763hQ41qa8tuqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53162646895</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53162646895</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:27:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23b60f16e098f91435b838a777cdaa76/tumblr_mnuom9PHbN1qa8tuqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53162619366</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53162619366</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:27:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcd92aac346fa641d122bfbd15447186/tumblr_mofce3gqTM1r4fjxho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53118802367</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53118802367</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:08:19 -0400</pubDate><category>the simpsons</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea399894ad899359c85817814529e88b/tumblr_mkgfsz1M2T1qf9q3lo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a99a015b8aee6280f1407f9529c64a6b/tumblr_mkgfsz1M2T1qf9q3lo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53110373890</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53110373890</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:32:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sye6g6g39pg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53035926186</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53035926186</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:30:19 -0400</pubDate><category>Star Wars Episode I: the phantom Menace</category><category>The Phantom menace</category><category>star wars</category><category>funny</category><category>humor</category><category>prequel trilogy</category><category>star wars tpm</category><category>tpm</category><category>community</category><category>abed nadir</category></item><item><title>theeyeofthetigger:

silencingthedrums:

My favorite part of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73jimWp9c1qfg58ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theeyeofthetigger.tumblr.com/post/52621183225/silencingthedrums-my-favorite-part-of" target="_blank"&gt;theeyeofthetigger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silencingthedrums.tumblr.com/post/27139529443/my-favorite-part-of-conventions" target="_blank"&gt;silencingthedrums&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My favorite part of conventions.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="post_tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/AND-A-CHEESEBURGER-FOR-MOTHER" target="_blank"&gt;#AND A CHEESEBURGER FOR MOTHER&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53028730266</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53028730266</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:33:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>allthemorebeautiful:

clydesbetterhalf:

The Best Birth Control...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a7b61ba9090fa43936bca1ae22c48eb/tumblr_mge4qvQY3w1rnhfo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthemorebeautiful.tumblr.com/post/52750322612/clydesbetterhalf-the-best-birth-control-in-the" target="_blank"&gt;allthemorebeautiful&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clydesbetterhalf.tumblr.com/post/52669099006/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for" target="_blank"&gt;clydesbetterhalf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.UO4xgm93i3P" target="_blank"&gt;The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jon Clinkenbeard&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The procedure called &lt;a href="http://www.newmalecontraception.org/new-methods-3/risugvasalgel/" title="RISUG" target="_blank"&gt;RISUG&lt;/a&gt; in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, &lt;a href="http://www.medical-hypotheses.com/article/S0306-9877(05)00096-4/abstract" title="destroying HIV" target="_blank"&gt;destroying HIV&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hell yes. Glad to see this post coming back around&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53007143825</link><guid>http://barondavisneckbeard.tumblr.com/post/53007143825</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:27:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>postacid:

grahamdanceswithsweaters:

smilingemoticon:

thelizard...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc1c78e8374f9920aa47d5a51dc1b1c1/tumblr_moeyttqAY01riub9mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db4979b9a17e9b4759a3611e4862e998/tumblr_moeyttqAY01riub9mo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://postacid.tumblr.com/post/53004964309/grahamdanceswithsweaters-smilingemoticon" target="_blank"&gt;postacid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grahamdanceswithsweaters.tumblr.com/post/53004251520" target="_blank"&gt;grahamdanceswithsweaters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smilingemoticon.tumblr.com/post/53003729410/thelizardgamer-the-latest-rumors-surrounding-the" target="_blank"&gt;smilingemoticon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelizardgamer.tumblr.com/post/52994447063" target="_blank"&gt;thelizardgamer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_body"&gt;The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were &lt;strong&gt;not running on an Xbox One&lt;/strong&gt;, but instead &lt;strong&gt;running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around &lt;strong&gt;3x faster than the Xbox One&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;people have actually sat down on their chair, went to a gaming website, searched for the xbox one, clicked the pre-order button, paid $500, and are actually waiting for it&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this is making me really nervous &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;O:&lt;/p&gt;
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A congressman tweeted that his office is under...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a72ee42efa9f08915ced7f0116da1ae/tumblr_mochcpZYVV1ql6jblo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://think-progress.tumblr.com/post/52883618330/a-congressman-tweeted-that-his-office-is-under" target="_blank"&gt;think-progress&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A congressman tweeted that his office is under invasion. You will NOT believe &lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/immigration/2013/06/13/2153141/steve-king-undocumented-high-school-students-invaded-office/" target="_blank"&gt;who he was actually talking about.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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